Pset my Monkey!

�The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.�
--Robert
Benchley

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun)."
--Eddie Izzard

"Somebody must take a chance. The monkeys who became men, and the monkeys who didn't are still jumping around in trees making faces at the monkeys who did.�
--Lincoln Steffens

"I learned the way a monkey learns-by watching its parents.�
--Prince Charles

�Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem?�
--'Uncle' Ben

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it
Do you love the monkey or do you love me? (oh!)
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?
monkey!
with a monkey!
monkey!
lalalalalalala!
--George Michael

Quotes from the Planet of the Apes:

�Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death.�

�Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But your behavior studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.�

�You are right, I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike creature who gives battle to everything around him, even himself.�

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